So literally as I am writing my last blog, my daughter starts screaming from the basement. I ignore her. Now, in my defense, she screams all the time. She is like a siren. She has been referred to as ‘Screechy’. She screams, it’s what she does. So, she’s screaming downstairs and I’m ignoring her. I believe I call down that if there is something wrong to come up and tell me what it is. She doesn’t. So I finish typing and grab the KD off the stove, serve it and call her up for lunch. She still won’t come. I have mild concern at this point, since she subsists on KD and loves it like a best friend. So I go downstairs. I ask what is wrong. She tells me she fell of the couch. Now, in my defense, she is lying directly in front of the couch, on a big blanket. Really? a half a foot drop onto a fleece blanket. And I came downstairs for this? So I pick her up by the armpits and carry her upstairs and put her in front of her KD. Now she is screaming harder. So I ask again, where is this owie. She says her neck. I look. There is a very, very small bump. The only concerning thing about this bump, in fact, is it is on her collarbone. So I ask some basic questions. Can you move your neck/head? Yes. Can you move your arms? Yes. Good. Eat your lunch. But, the crying continues. Now, in my defense, she has…